Foreign-ness is something worth holding onto in art as in life. Half-understanding something is an invitation to stretch your mind around a new way of seeing life, to find universal themes in an unfamiliar set of particularities.
- Momus (AKA Nick Currie)

David Sedaris is going to be at Chrysler Hall in Norfolk on October 7th. I just bought tickets to see him with my mom and Annie. In other Sedaris news, Dan requested I make him something to eat for once (other than popcorn), specifically a greasy casserole out of Amy Sedaris’ book. I am going to make my attempt Friday before he gets here.
Below is Mae Ella Padgett, citizen of Wigfield.

Forty-eight year old who claims to be the oldest citizen of Wigfield. This distinction is also claimed by Dottie Fore. One time, while incarcerated at the Shell Knob State Confinatentuary, she confessed to herself—while looking in the mirror—that she was the Wigfield Maniac. Likes to take naps in the coolness of Hollinger’s Morgue.